December 2011
11 posts
Words with Coworkers
Her: Can you fix my printer?
Me: What is it doing?
Her: It's not printing.
Me: I didn't ask what it's not doing.
Her: It's...
Me: Use your words.
Her: Uhm...
Me: ...
Her: It's...
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: Please. Continue.
Her: It is doing nothing?
Me: That's exactly what I'm going to go do in my office.
Her: UGH JUST FIX MY PRINTER.
Me: I'll take a look at it when I care. Full disclosure... that day may never come.
Her: Why do you hate me?
Me: I don't. I hate that printer. It used to be my printer, and it never worked. So I put it over here before you got hired. And it still calls me and wants to get back together. But it's broken. And I'm not the one to fix it.
Her: You're so mean.
Me: That printer started it.
Her: If you fix it, I'll bring a cake tomorrow.
Me: Put it in writing. And print it out. Oh wait.
Her: You're so mean.